Things I Have Overheard My Boyfriend Say Out Loud to Himself While Playing Video Games
Of course! The cheese is in the closet!
I only had regular cheese so I shot holes in it!
Oooh, there’s a stink bomb?! Stinkyyyyy…
That’s a pretty umbrella.
I’m comin for that booty where you at
My heart is beating too fast, I’m going to have a heart attack
There you go! There's the lady that talks in my ear and tells me what to do!
Tooooomaaatooooo!!!
DIVE!!! [Hums "Ride of the Valkyries"]
Did I make a horrible mistake, or am I a genius?
Do I really have to have this battle with these two fuckin assholes right now?
I have a horse I can ride? Isn't that just the neatest.
Come here you little fuckin chicken.
It's going to be barbarian or wizard, that's what it always is!
I enjoy crusaders!
He picks up gold for me? What a nice little guy!
Two guys [sings] "round the outside, round the outside, round the outside…"
I have a sinking feeling in my stomach that I have Windows updates to run. My computer is running like a b-hole.