PUBLICATIONS
My very first publication was not a biting feminist satire or heart-wrenching personal essay that I am certain left readers staring awestruck at their screens until they immediately called their mothers to give thanks for birthing them into a world where this essay exists (or so I have imagined in such detail that my therapist is growing concerned). No, it was instead a political cartoon that I submitted to the Chicago Tribune’s Tuesday section Kids News in 1998 at the tender age of 11, which details with incisive wit a frustration that I felt so acutely and was certain was universal. And after digging through the Trib archives to a backdrop of boredom and cursing, it is pictured for your amusement to the right.
Like I said, incisive.
You won’t find that kind of edge here because the internet simply couldn’t handle it, but the pieces below are still worth a read. Check ‘em out!
Who Wants To Be Bad And Get Cheesecake? [QUIZ]
You Came To This Blog For A Recipe, But Here Is My Life Story Instead
Nation’s Home Exercise Equipment Awakens from Yearly Hibernation
DC Police Assert Capitol Building Attacked First
Whose Data Security Will You Compromise By Finding Out What Kind of Mustard You Are? [QUIZ]
‘I’m Really More Of A Ferret Person,’ Says Man Unintentionally Ending Date
You Don’t Have To Come Home For Christmas But It Might Be Your Last Chance To See Grandma, Says Mother Sharpening Axe
‘My Anxiety is Completely Under Control,’ Says Woman Forcing Bonnet Onto Cat
10 Passive-Aggressive Gifts To Get Your Downstairs Neighbor Who Is Attempting To Record A Metal Album In His Apartment
Study: Tinder Market Saturated with Kyles
Dad Just Glad He Got To Crowded Restaurant Right On Time
A Review of Productivity Apps I Stopped Using in Favor of Returning to a Life of Sloth
I Just Found Out I’m a Lesbian and Boy Am I Surprised
How I'm surviving my 30s as a woman with Tourette Syndrome
Demons
Drinking Games for Long-Term Couples
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