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Writing


WRITING

My very first publication was not a biting feminist satire or heart-wrenching personal essay that I am certain left readers staring awestruck at their screens until they immediately called their mothers to give thanks for birthing them into a world where this essay exists (or so I have imagined in such detail that my therapist is growing concerned). No, it was instead a political cartoon that I submitted to the Chicago Tribune’s Tuesday section Kids News in 1998 at the tender age of 11, which details with incisive wit a frustration that I felt so acutely and was certain was universal. And after digging through the Trib archives to a backdrop of tedium and cursing, it is pictured for your amusement to the right.

Like I said, incisive.

You won’t find that kind of edge here because the internet simply couldn’t handle it, but the pieces below are still worth a read. Check ‘em out!


Live Lit

“A Devil Walks Among Us” – Bughouse Theater, 12/7/2024

 

Satire


Drinking Games for Long-Term Couples

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Listen Up, Men of the Internet. We're Coming for You. (Magazine now defunct.)

 

Essays

I Just Found Out I’m a Lesbian and Boy Am I Surprised

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How I'm Surviving My 30s as a Woman With Tourette Syndrome

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Demons

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