Pouring myself a cup of coffee and then forgetting about it

Reheating that cup of coffee and then forgetting about it again

Taking my socks off in my sleep and only losing the cute ones

Wearing mismatched socks

Getting cheese on my pants

Buying plants and then killing said plants

Forgetting about said dead plants until they turn into powder

Buying small baskets and having nowhere to put them

Identifying Shakira songs

Pointing out discrepancies between the Harry Potter books and movies

Getting defensive when met with lack of enthusiasm about discrepancies between the Harry Potter books and movies

Finding ways to work my cat into conversations

Choosing the most problematic line at the grocery store

Internally debating if yelling fashion-related compliments out a car window counts as catcalling

Refraining from pulling over to ask her where she got those bomb ass boots

Getting drunk and telling my boyfriend how much I love him in exhausting detail

Ignoring the fact that he is already sleeping while I am drunk and telling him how much I love him

Getting lost in parking lots

Sneezing